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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 29th, 2009|09:45 pm]

  • 20:27 Back from family wedding in CT, declaring weekend twitter bankruptcy. #

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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 26th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:42 My dear little iBook G4 just faked it's own death for 20 minutes. That was a bad way to start the morning. #
  • 16:13 BAH #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 25th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 10:31 Yes, I would rather be home, napping on the couch with my dog. Until I can monetize that activity, however, I will be in the office, sick. #
  • 20:54 Only things funnier than an AL pitcher swinging a bat is a DH with a glove on. So glad I'm not at this game. #redsox #nats #
  • 20:56 Does Bard have a detonator under his hat, and a bomb under an orphanage? TITO: PULL HIM #redsox #
  • 21:04 Ellsbury is an insultingly quick little bastard. #redsox #
  • 21:06 Doing laundry, tidying kitchen, anything but watch the Sox get killed. #redsox #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 24th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:19 Terrible wake-up. Still not as sick as the wife, who can't do anything without coughing. #
  • 08:22 I can't tell if this is the best or worst thing I can imagine doing: www.maltstock.com #
  • 13:20 Oh Dear God, it smells like someone microwaved a bowl of hangover turds in the kitchen. #
  • 17:31 Cold has hung on for a full week now. Not so much "sick" as "maddeningly sick of feeling this way". #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 23rd, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 07:46 Lovely day for a 6am 1 mile hike. Lucky for Henry, who got me out of bed for no other obvious reason. #
  • 08:22 I could probably walk to work faster than I'll get there on the Metro this morning. #
  • 08:23 Or the whole system will be abandoned and I'll be Bob Neville. #
  • 08:24 More likely: System will be crippled by panicky tourists losing their shit every time there's a bump or a rattle. #
  • 08:26 7 dead so far; horrible but also something of a miracle, if you've ever been on the red line at rush hour. #
  • 10:20 My commute was in fact perfectly normal this morning. Except I skipped the red line section. #
  • 17:20 Going to Red Sox @ Nats. Stop laughing. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 22nd, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:42 korf korf korf and we go to work. Full of energy and viscous humours. #
  • 10:16 Severely disabled dude in wheelchair on train. Urine funk like a zoo exhibit. He was so cheerful I'm barely mad the smell got in my hair. #
  • 22:34 Long week already. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 21st, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 02:34 Had a great nap this afternoon. And I'm wide awake at 230am. Related? #
  • 02:42 Going to go lie in bed and stare at the ceiling. Better chance of falling asleep there than here. #
  • 12:55 Mowed lawn, tended tomato plants, pruned topiary basenji. Doing laundry now. Considering lunch. Still sick, but sweating it out. #
  • 18:05 This has been an amazingly long and various day. Feels like it should be 10pm. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 20th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 22:55 Long day of coughing and saying bad words. Going to walk the dog, cough, say more bad words, and go to bed. #
  • 11:23 Less sick than the wife. #
  • 19:14 Taking it very easy this weekend. Sick household... #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 19th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 22:55 GIVE ME SLEEP #
  • 08:57 Head cold is now chest cold. I'll be even more popular today at the office. #
  • 08:58 Think I'll wax up my 'stache and be Doc Holliday today. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 18th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 23:57 Computer and I both have virus issues. Measures are being taken. #
  • 23:57 Expect to have bad dreams all night in which I am trying to clean my own registry. #
  • 08:19 Am flat out sick, and had the expected terrible dreams and poor sleep. Am going into office anyway. #
  • 10:06 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
  • 10:17 Officially: Sick in the office and able to get work done is less stressful than sick at home haggling with the VPN over every click. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 17th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:53 It's raining, I have a cold, and this morning does not please me. #
  • 11:33 My desktop PC has ebola again. I am never, ever, ever working from home ever again, and I am burning my PC to white ash. #
  • 14:14 Back from the doc; had a wee bit of rogue suture cut and am now walking like a new man. Very slow new man, but still. #
  • 14:15 With any luck, this last visit ends the saga of my left foot, or at least buys me a few years off from worrying about it. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 16th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:37 Slept hard as hell last night. Once I've got this coffee down my neck, it's my world out there. #
  • 11:26 Just googled a spam subj line that will haunt me for the rest of the day. You've heard all you want to about this, trust me. #
  • 11:28 Dog & Pig Are Pals. is.gd/11GS8 #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 15th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 00:46 Going to bed now. And the next time you see me coming, you better run. #
  • 11:02 Drinking my tea, slogging through updates. Cheerful for a Monday morning. #
  • 22:30 TIRED. Never fully woke up today. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 14th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 22:46 Upstairs carpet is now powercleaned. There's something so very revolting in the sight of that filthy, filthy water in the dump tank. #
  • 23:51 Got a staggering amount of household crap done today. Going to walk the dog and fall into bed now. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 13th, 2009|09:45 pm]

  • 12:01 Today is the day that we steam clean the upstairs carpet. I've been building up to this for weeks and weeks. #

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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 12th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:20 Cleaning does me good: Slept through last night, feel rested and sound of mind. #
  • 08:46 Jonas Bros on GMA. 4 guitars on that stage. Are you playing Skynyrd covers? (Sound is off. Like I need a JoBros earworm this morning.) #
  • 14:41 I feel great today. Woke up feeling fine, still feel fine after 5 hours in the office. Conclusion: I have either died or gone insane. #
  • 16:56 2500 Updates. You all know so much about my eating and sleeping habits... #
  • 22:39 Jesus, guys, it's game one. Can we wind this up before time for game 2? #redsox #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 11th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 01:03 Ripped the shit out of Alex Chilton on Rock Band twice tonight with @craemmir. I'll sleep like a 14yo retriever tonight. #
  • 01:19 Testing the new ice cubes (actual cubes) from the new ice trays. They melt slower. So: nicely cold, less-diluted Bourbon. Approved. #
  • 01:20 No, I can't sleep. Thank you for asking. #
  • 08:17 Good morning, fellow Storm Crows. #
  • 11:15 Ugh, sore throat will not quit. Allergies? Or was it my Mission of Burma performance on Rock Band? #
  • 13:04 Think I will make a salad and sprinkle it with herbal cough drops, as though they were candied pecans. That's lunch today. #
  • 15:47 Why, oh why do I have Moving in Stereo stuck in my head? Whomp. Whomp. Whomp. B-domp Whomp. B-domp Whomp. #
  • 21:41 Cleaned the bathroom, vacuumed, did some spot cleaning (dog issues), and have otherwise fussed all evening. Control Freaking Rules. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 10th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 23:09 Lovely evening with the Jimi Hendrix of the ukulele, Jake Shimabukuro. #
  • 08:54 Still not sleeping. You don't know how this pisses me off. #
  • 12:02 Just looked up some Steely Dan lyrics (rel: co-worker's joke in staffy yesterday). Feel all overproduced and oily now. #
  • 12:03 Co-worker's joke bombed hard, so no, I'm not going into it. #
  • 12:04 Feel like someone's going to ask to speak to me about my attitude any minute now. Lunch would be the better part of valor. #
  • 14:04 Mental prep for 90min admin process training session = as much coffee as I can drink without breaking my bones. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 9th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 08:04 Can't meditate because I have something up my left nostril. Probably a bug. Go ahead, little guy, eat my brain. #
  • 16:53 Going to see Jake Shimabukuro at the Birchmere. You wish you were too. #
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The Things I Twittered [Jun. 8th, 2009|09:45 pm]
  • 23:34 Going to roll the dice on another night of actual sleep. Good signs: I'm effing tired, and so is the dog. #
  • 10:13 Reading this, I feel like both more and less of a tool for ordering new ice trays www.theatlantic.com/doc/200906/ice #
  • 10:14 These ice trays: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000QIU7X6/ref=ox_ya_oh_product #
  • 10:24 Playing too much Mario Kart. Yes, that is the music stuck in my head today. #
  • 16:20 I love hearing weather like this being called "sultry". Maybe if you really hate sex... #
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